You’re great and all, but I would really like to bike to work sometime!
Rack off ya bloody show pony– Easter Bunny, Rise of the Guardians.
Dear People driving down the road,
MOVE YOUR BUTTS OVER. DON’T MAKE ME CARRY A GUN TO BLOW A HOLE IN YO TIRES. Some chick almost drove me into the ditch tonight. Jerk.
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theohpioneer: Ever since Mackenzie and I started dating, I’ve been giving her handwritten letters, sealed with a wax seal. I wrote her the first letter about a week after we started dating on a solo hiking trip, and I realized then that my life had changed forever. The alone time that I usually enjoyed,…
i just listened to JT's Mirrors 5 times or so.
me: *steps into the tardis*
doctor: go on, say it. people always do
me: does this have wi-fi