May 2013
Dear Rain,
You’re great and all, but I would really like to bike to work sometime!
“Rack off ya bloody show pony”
– Easter Bunny, Rise of the Guardians.
Dear People driving down the road,
MOVE YOUR BUTTS OVER. DON’T MAKE ME CARRY A GUN TO BLOW A HOLE IN YO TIRES.
Some chick almost drove me into the ditch tonight. Jerk.
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